23. Just an angry, Welsh, self-confessed ketchup addict :)

`Guy 1: no, niggah, gay bros can raise babies. Look at that warthog motherfucker and that ferret thing that raised Simba. And that niggah become king of motherfucking Africa.

If astronauts can skype from space then I expect Orange to at least allow me to send a text from my sofa without having to hang out of my window

Trading chocolate eggs for boiled eggs and spinning….oh.