I want one :(
Married life with Ellen and Portia.
IDC HOW MANY TIMES IVE REBLOGGED THIS IT IS LITERALLY MY FAVOURITE FUCKING THING
Oh, good. The Fifty Shades movie. I don’t know what I am more excited about seeing realized on film— the romanticized abuse, the uninteresting email banter complete with anguish over winky smilies, or the tampon scene.
Wonder who they cast as her inner goddess.
Today was awesome because I got to wear a police stab vest and go to 2 emergency incidents. Felt 100% badass (and slightly scared) being driven at full pelt through busy traffic.
Actually relieved that I’ve (finally!) found my calling in life and will actually love my job.
First weekend of the CKP has gone so quickly, really enjoyed getting back into criminal law and my first exam wasn’t too bad!
Some of the stories ex-police officers have are insane. It’s made me realise how exciting/challenging it’s going to be when I join. 9 - 5 desk jobs are definitely a thing of the past for me.
Only 4 more CKP exams, 1 application, 3 maths/english exams, 3 role-plays, 1 interview, and 1 fitness and medical test to go…!
"Hey, you shouldn’t eat that. It’s not good for you."